My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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