I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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