Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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