I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
time to smoke my breakfast
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
What drink are we having for lunch?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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