dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
My pussy is not your playground.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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