How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Randomize
