I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I'm really into asian looking animals
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
