There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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