Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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