So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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