K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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