Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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