HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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