is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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