if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
That was before I lit my hair on fire
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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