It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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