His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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