He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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