your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
tell me about the eggs
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