we have officially lost it.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
