haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Bring me that man meat
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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