You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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