Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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