You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I should be sponsored by Trojan
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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