What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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