only if we run a train.
done.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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