I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
handjob tips. give me some.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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