I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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