U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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Oh Jesus.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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