Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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