is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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