I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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