did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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