my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
