How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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