I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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