shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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