Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Randomize
