you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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