Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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