we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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