the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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