i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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