On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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