So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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