Porn is love you can see.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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