Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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