Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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