Well apparently he's into motor boating.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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