Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I don't deserve a penis
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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