I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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