I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So vagazzling was a success
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