if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
How does one acquire holy water?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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