she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
The struggles of a small town man whore
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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