After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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