what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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